Ke$ha saved my life.

I had a dream, which I remember. So let me type it up.

Earlier on, it was about people getting sent into a dangerous TV show, like the Bad Wolf episode on Doctor Who. I think this might have something to do with it. Also, it was about some teenage drama thing too, but that's boring.

Me, my little brother and I think my mom (Not my IRL family, I didn't even look like me) were in a Pokemon battle. But it wasn't like the ones they show. It was in a dark cave and you could get killed by the Pokemon (In this case, it was my Dratini (or Dragonair, didn't get a good look) battling a fire pokemon). I had to get a certain rock- Large and round. Why? No clue. But I found it in a little tunnel away from the battle. But if I left that tunnel, I could have been killed.

There was an opening on the wall. Big enough to squeeze through. But, there were Krabbies there. Now, the next like minute or so must have been erased from the dream, because somehow, Miley Cyrus was standing outside of the opening, putting the Krabbies on a little shelf by her feet.

Outside it was just space. There were a couple shelves by Miley's feet, most of which held Krabbies. Floating in mid-air a few feet away was a chair. Then, a few more feet away, the entrance to the arena.

Miley was trying to get me to go through the opening, but somehow I had to do it to the tune of her favorite song. But, I didn't know Britney.

Miley "Do you know Ke$ha?"
Me "Yeah"
Miley *turns into Ke$ha*

Somehow, she got me to the chair, away from the Krabbies, and I made it to the arena.

Crap, it just occurred to me that I didn't have the rock with me...


So that is how Ke$ha saved my life. I promise, I did not make this up.

Random things I must say.

Its only half past noon and I've already done things today. Crazy. Thrift store later. I need to post random things.


Is "Death by pop music" an actual thing? Because I'm pretty sure its melting my brain...

The line from Emilie Autumn's Opheliac "Intelligant girls are more depressed because they know what the world is really like" is so true.

Just because you are going to the doctor does NOT mean you can go out in public in pajamas. Or the most awful outfit I have ever seen. Have some dignity, people.

Its gloomy, humid and wet. I hate summer.

Emilie Autumn is 31. I didn't know that. She looks way younger. Also, her mother is a descendant of the Liddell family (Alice Liddell, the girl Alice in Wonderland was based off of)

To save my melted-by-pop brain, I shall start singing in caps.


YOU KNOW THE GAMES I PLAY AND THE WORDS I SAY WHEN I WANT MY OWN WAY! YOU KNOW THE LIES I TELL WHEN YOU'VE GONE THROUGH HELL AND I SAY I CAN'T STAY! You know how hard it can be to keep believing in me when everything and everyone becomes my enemy, and when there's nothing more you can do I'm gonna blame it on you, its not the way I want to be, I only hope that in the END YOU WILL SEE its the Opheliac in meeeeee.


Yay.

-TOTALLY NON-GOTH POST-

I should be making a post today but I don't want to... Looong day... And I'm not going to tell you, because I have decided to make this announcement.

IF I EVER TURN THIS INTO AN ONLINE DIARY, SLAP ME.

Anyway, some things I have to say.

Numero Uno: This really won't be a "How-To" blog. Maybe a few posts (like the ones before this) but more like an experience blog. Sure, you may learn some tips, and I'll throw in some tutorials and information, but its more of a blog blog. Just to make it clear.

Numero Dos: I have utterly no clue how to comment. Unless my computer is taking forever to comment and I accidentally posted it like 10 times, its not posting. Help? And if I cannot find a way to fix this, I shall be replying to comments in future posts.

Numero Tres: Go check out DIY and Other Dangerous Adventures now. Another blog by a babybat, a friend of mine, who sort of knows a lot more about blogging than I do XD. (Little extra note for Aisling: Clean your cabin! I don't care if you're mother is Discordia, it looks like a tornado went through it! Oh, and anyone not from the roleplay group... Lol at how confused you are)

Numero Cuatro: How can you live 13 years and not know who Vincent Van Gogh, Andy Warhol or Jackson Polluck are?!?! (Art IS the most fun subject, even just the history is interesting) (this came up today)



Real post tomorrow.